|English: ChapStick. Released under GFDL. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
What is an MFLCCP?
An MFLCCP is the coolest thing you could get for any lupie. It has everything they need to make them feel better, especially during these cold winter months. It comes with:
1. The warmest, softest blanket ever.
2. Slipper socks to keep the toes warm.
3. A bottle of "Sleep & Relax", because we all know how hard it is to sleep when you're in pain.
4. A jumbo sized bottle of muscle and joint pain relieving cream. One that actually works.
5. Chapstick and eyedrops for those with dry eyes and lips.
|English: Ferret Português: Furão (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
6. Herbal tea to relax and stay hydrated. Hooray for hydration!!!
and last, but definitely not least 7. A ferret. Why a ferret? Because they're awesome. They're fluffy and warm, and you can use them as a scarf if you can't find one. Also, they'll keep you company while everyone else is out and you're stuck in bed because you're sick. (You can also replace ferret with puppy, kitten, or a baby bunny)
Get your MFLCCP now, guaranteed to make any flare disappear fast.
Disclaimer: Megan's Fabulous Lupus Community Care Package does not actually exist, nor is it guaranteed to make any flare disappear fast. Flares have a mind of their own and do not submit to anyone or anything, even a cute ferret.